the planet’s melting, the bees are dying. the hive is riddled with possums. people need hope not merch. but what you gonna do? maslow said ‘food clothes and shelter’, least a third of your needs can be met.

🙏🏼.

tom

all day i dream about complete overthrow of the current political system

all day i dream about complete overthrow of the current political system

shot by Tim D

modelled by petra

happy apocalypse. hoodie

this item of clothing will not mobilise your community. it will not tax the ultra rich. it will not  even collapse your current totalitarian government. however, this item of clothing has neither summered in the maldives. or rented fresh swans when the others get too raggedy. it's only a sweatshirt. it's not your real enemy.

art by mr harris keenan

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shot by Tim D

modelled by petra

jazz hands. tee

hands are awkward appendages that nobody really has a use for. they just sort of hang there. waiting. with this t-shirt however, you will unlock their true potential. you will be shocked to see them come alive off their limbs and dance into their purpose right in front of your eyes. finally finding meaning for your pitiful life. (*ygb accepts no accountability for injury sustained by dismemberment of hands) 

art by mr harris keenan

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shot by Tim D

modelled by tom

rings. tee

this t-shirt pays homage to the hoop dreams of a man who will never break the 6 foot barrier. for the underdog who understands that when your back is against the wall, you should buy your own trophy. celebrate the small victories. you didn't actually strangle anybody today. you are the frodo of your own domain.

art by mr nate murray

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shipping late aug

happy apocalypse hoodie
NZ$100.00

Pre-Order / Shipping by August 28th

this item of clothing will not mobilise your community. it will not tax the ultra rich. it will not  even collapse your current totalitarian government. however, this item of clothing has neither summered in the maldives. or rented fresh swans when the others get too raggedy. it's only a sweatshirt. it's not your real enemy.

jazz hands tee
NZ$80.00

Pre-Order / Shipping by August 28th

hands are awkward appendages that nobody really has a use for. they just sort of hang there. waiting. with this t-shirt however, you will unlock their true potential. you will be shocked to see them come alive off their limbs and dance into their purpose right in front of your eyes. finally finding meaning for your pitiful life. (*ygb accepts no accountability for injury sustained by dismemberment of hands) 

rings. tee
NZ$80.00

Pre-Order / Shipping by August 28th

this t-shirt pays homage to the hoop dreams of a man who will never break the 6 foot barrier. for the underdog who understands that when your back is against the wall, you should buy your own trophy. celebrate the small victories. you didn't actually strangle anybody today. you are the frodo of your own domain.