Hyperbrolic Hood

Hoodie is designed to facilitate warmth by trapping cold air between users body and fabric, not by borrowing energy from grass, trees, animals or other inanimate objects. This hoody will not alter hairdo or hair colour nor will it promote spontaneous tail growth. If you do find rocks begin rising from out of the ground and you are suddenly surrounded by a fluorescent glow for no particular reason, please contact YGB Records or Babidi’s minions. In case of death, wearer will be miraculously respawned into otherworld, please walk along seemingly endless snake shaped path toward small planet where bug like deity will happily refund you of your full purchase price.