Secret Life Of Plants Tee
Plants are fucking weirdos. They eat sun. They listen to music. They even fucking talk to each other through a vast underground matrix that exchanges nutrients and water like they fucking built the internet or some shit. Plants are buzzy bro. You traumatise them at a young age and they grow back stronger. You pluck their arms off and you can make little clones of them. Some of them even eat meat. Weirdos. Stevie made an album about them once. Most people say it’s shit. Some people like the shit stuff better though. This tshirt is for them.
Plants are fucking weirdos. They eat sun. They listen to music. They even fucking talk to each other through a vast underground matrix that exchanges nutrients and water like they fucking built the internet or some shit. Plants are buzzy bro. You traumatise them at a young age and they grow back stronger. You pluck their arms off and you can make little clones of them. Some of them even eat meat. Weirdos. Stevie made an album about them once. Most people say it’s shit. Some people like the shit stuff better though. This tshirt is for them.
Plants are fucking weirdos. They eat sun. They listen to music. They even fucking talk to each other through a vast underground matrix that exchanges nutrients and water like they fucking built the internet or some shit. Plants are buzzy bro. You traumatise them at a young age and they grow back stronger. You pluck their arms off and you can make little clones of them. Some of them even eat meat. Weirdos. Stevie made an album about them once. Most people say it’s shit. Some people like the shit stuff better though. This tshirt is for them.
