YGB OG Tee

One day in the dystopian future, when covid 87 has wiped out all of rogan’s heroes, the world overrun by Elon’s drones, our cyborg grandchildren will admire this beautiful artefact framed on the walls of Te Papa. Next to a pair of burned butter knives and a taxidermy Haz Beats. I remember one day back then walking through that museum, bout 10 o’clock on a Sunday morning, still unwillingly awake from the night before, myself and three other keen historians leaning on the big pickled giant squid. St John removed his monocle, swallowed his burp and said ‘looks like an old man’s dick’. A young family looked on in disgust. Good times.